Item of Interest Number 31G: Ninja Video

There's an asshole born every second.

Starting from the top it gets harder to rectify the importance of the 'two flag' system.

A curve is still a straight line. A circle is still a square. X never marked the spot.

Raise your hand if you're not sure what the hell you're talking about.

A lie was the truth when the future became the result of another past; a past that didn't occur until an alternate future had transpired. Paradoxically that happened before the future, but after tomorrow.

Close your eyes and you'll see into forever.
I promise you won't be this bored after you're dead.

Close your eyes so you can't see me crossing my fingers.